Thursday March 25 2010

This is Bear and Spike.
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Rumor has it that the two of us - Bear and Spike will be appearing soon on a television program near you.If you are interested in seeing the two of us just turn your rabbit ears a bit to the ground and look in your handy dandy TV Guide. You will find us on the CBS - Cuddly Bear Station - network. We will probably be on constantly once we get there.

It wasn't terrifically warm today actually it rained a lot which was kind of good cuz me and Spike were starting to smell a tad ripe even for us. Mennen only lasts so long and then POOF - body odor. You can imagine what a small cave begins to smell like after a couple of months. So with the rain we got to take showers. We got to lather up and throw wet washclothes at the cars as they drove down our street. When a couple of them stopped me and Spike just played dumb and blamed it on Katie and Charlie. So when they come to investigate tomorrow we won't say a thing. Spike and me will just sit back and chew chocolate plugs.

We think though that it may snow again this weekend ... we don't like snow but then again with enought of it we can get the adults here to stay home and play games with us. It helps though if they have stocked up on candy bars.

Katie is sitting in dad's lap right now so he can't move the screen. if all the letters are in one place it is his own fault she has total control over him at times.

Good the doggies are in bed now they won't get back up until spike wakes them up tomorrow morning.

Me and Spike having nothing to do all day cuz it was raining decided to figure out how many calories dad eats everyday. We both had to scratch our heads several times -Spike is getting better cuz he only scratched his butt twice. We figured and figured and came up with a grand total of 14 thousand billion hundred. We think that might even be a tad low. We are hopinh that he doesn't read this though because we are really in need of chocolate for this weekend.

Why you ask? Cuz all of the extended Bear family is coming over for lasagna this weekend and we want to have him take a family picture. Spike is an honorary member so he will be in it too even though he is kind of small for Bear pictures. Oh and don't worry when we say BEAR we mean as in animal not BARE as naked. We wouldn't do that for all the money in the world cuz we are so-fist-ta-kay-did here in rcansaw.

Spike was wondering if it was snowing out yet.

It isn't.

Tomorrow is Friday and that is good because it has been a very hard week. The two of us worked extremely hard all week. It is hard not working on anything fizz-i-cal and me and Spike are really getting good at it. You should see all the work the two of us can avoid. It is like going with the humans shopping. You would think that after all the trips to the store they would not forget so many things. It is good we go so all those forgotten things get put in the basket.

We are tired tonight so me and Spike think we will go get our glasses of warmed chocolate milk, a couple of pounds of cookies, say our prayers and hope into bed early. We have a full day of work avoidance scheduled tomorrow so night and sleep tight wishes.

Bear and Spike