Tuesday March 30 2010

This is Bear
........................................... and Spike
and we have more to tell you.
Remember yesterday Bear said he was hearing this THUMP THUMP THUMP and when he got up to see what it was he saw two beady eyes staring back at him well...........

Bear's chin dropped hit the floor bounced up and hit the ceiling and started doing what normally only a tennis ball would do for about 10 minutes FLOP FLOP FLOP geez it was sort of disturbing me Spike a lot.

Then we had to leave because we were tired and scared and someone had spilled Hershey Syrup all over the floor and we had to go lick it up - that is a whole new experience if you have never done it before.

But as we were doing that and trying to get ready to go back to sleep again THUMP THUMP THUMP was heard.

We realized that it really was coming from outside of our cave. Bear could not think of anything that might be causing it. Me Spike didn't have any idea either.

This is Bear ... Spike was too afraid to think of anything causing it so he actually pulled his covers, my covers, his pillows (he has 31 pillows) and my pillows (I only have 26) over his ears and started humming loudly to make THUMP THUMP THUMP go away. I could not let my little friend be scared so I decided that once my chins stopped flapping up and down, I would get on my coat and boots and hat and gloves to go vestigate.

It took almost 23 minutes for everything to settle down but once it did I had to take off my gloves and my hat and my boots and my coat cuz I really had to go tinkle (hey that root beer does a number on a Bear ya know).

That business finished I got my coat and my boots and my hat and my gloves back on and slowly crept to the door. I avoided the mirror because there were some really scary eyes staring back at me in there.

I was going to knock but Spike woke up and said Bear you don't knock to go out you knock to get in and since this is our cave anyhow you really don't need to do either. Just go THUMP THUMP THUMP there is was again out and find out what in the world is making that sound.

Bears hate taking directions especially when they are lost because bears are never really lost they are just not where they are suppose to really be but since Spike is an honorary Bear I took his advise and put my paw on the door knob and started to turn it.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Nuts they locked us in our own cave. Now what will me and Spike do?

Spike Help ... I yelled.

Spike mumbled something and peeked over the top of his rather large blanket pile.

What is it Bear?

They have locked us in our own cave Spike we are doomed.

Spike yawned rather wonderfully for being an honorary Bear and being so small.

Bear, I think you need to PUSH the door to open it up, not PULL it towards you.

If Bears could blush I would have been a prize blusher.

Oh yeah thanks I told Spike.

I PUSHED the door open. .

WOW ........... it was really daylight and only March 30th. The temperatures were in the 70s there was a nice breeze. Some dandelions were in bloom. Robins were in the yard ... WOW.

I started to hum a diddy but Spike threw one of his smelly socks at me and said that I needed to check out what was making that noise ... THUMP THUMP THUMP there it was again.

I sneezed because the sun was bright four times.

Alrighty lets see. Nothing loose on the outside of the door. Nothing loose on the cave. Swing set and trees are all ok. Me Bear sat down next to the door.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

dang it was even louder here than inside the cave. Maybe it was Spike snoring cuz he does snore LOUD ! (Not any louder than you do Bear).

This is really getting to me cuz I can't find the noise.

Me Bear looked all the way over to my right - Nothing.

Me Bear looked all the way over to my left - Nothing.

Me Bear looked even behind me - Nothing.

Me Bear looked on the bottom of me - Nothing.

I whewed a big WHEW... oh oh

Standing right in front of me was something I had hoped never to see...

Lightning flashed

Thunder clapped

Didn't phase them ...

I checked to make sure that me and Spike hadn't moved to a magical part of the woods. Nope everything still looked like our part of the woods except for THEM.

Me Bear won't leave you trying to figure this out but will have to continue the story more tomorrow. . .

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME STOOD 47 ALIEN EASTER BUNNIES FROM THE PLANET EGG and they were NOT happy.

So remember your warm chocolate milk and seven pounds of cookies tonight and say your prayers... me and Spike will tell you what happened probably tomorrow.

This is Bear
................................................ and Spike.