This is Bear
............................ and Spike and Zia
We are not in top form today some of us must have gotten ahold of some bad chocolate or something...we tried every piece searching for the bad one too and we don't know who got it ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...
But we should get better soon ---- we hope : o (
This has really cut into our Olympic tryout practice in competitive hair growing. We HAD hoped to win by a hair ... now we aren't sure another :o(
Oh well there are always those days that aren't 200 percent.
Zia wanted Spike to take her to dancing with the stars but spike doesn't know how to dance yet plus his little tummy hurt some and we still don't know what it was in the some to have done that.
Me Bear have been laying around burping a lot today too
Well we are all going to bed early to see if we can get to feel more chipper tomorrow so don't forget the warm chocolate milk, couple of pounds of cookies and prayers.
This is Bear
........................ and Spike and Zia
closing today : o (
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Easter Sunday April 4 2010
This is Bear
...........................and Spike and Zia
HA-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW everybody ... Happy Eat-er
(pssssssssssssssssssssssst Spike that's EASTER not EAT - ER)
Oh? sorry but I have been eatin so much chocolate I may have made a slight error in speech but that's okay cus with 46 cups of double chocolate expressos i have had so far today I am just fine. Just fine I tell ya, just fine ..........
Er this is Bear and my little furry friend is a tad warped out. He has already eaten about 3 pounds of pure Hershey chocolate, assorted colors of peeps and had sugar sprinkles in his mashed potatoes.
me and Spike have a new friend too - Zia. Dian is taking care of her but she is really cool. She has a dress and a three era to wear and everything. She is well behaved or rather behaving well so far and we now have a co-ed cave. Spike is a little worried she is going to want to redecorate but that is okay because we are getting a little sick of the Care Bear theme now that I have found out that there are not yellow bears or pink bears or green bears in the real world. I was thinking things would end up like this someday but that is fine.
Me Bear has behaved so far today. I have not eaten even half of my basket yet. In part that is because I was up really really late last night and while I was searching to see where I hid the really good candy (I had forgotten where by 7 last night) I heard this noise coming from the kitchen.
I thought it might be a burglar but I couldn't psssssssssst Spike awake for love nor money. So I decided to take the role of leader and confront whoever it was making all the noise.
I flipped on the kitchen light.
Sitting right there on the counter was none other than E Bunny himself - live and in person.
He was knocking off I think his 5th or 6th slice of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and must have jumped 7 inches off the counter when that light went on. He jumped so fast that his tail was still in the air when his belly hit the ground - sort of like me Bear seeing the alien easter bunnies the other day exceptin his tail didn't flip flop up and down for 30 minutes before stopping.
He screamed ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I screamed EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (I didn't realize the chcoclate cake half eaten that fell out of mouth was going to look like THAT).
We didn't do what the M&M did when he first saw Santa and Santa saw the first M&M and they both said "they do exist" but we were a might taken back.
As soon as we both started breathing again I asked - East (we're on a first name basis ya know) whatcha doin?
East said "eatin whatcha think I was doin?"
I said "I don't know"
East said "now you know Bear - right?"
I said "Bear? Where? Oh me."
East said "yes you".
We kept going back and forth like that for several minutes so we won't bore you with the details. But when we finished I said what are you doing here.
East said he had run out of chocolate and had stopped in to borrow some of mine.
I said but Walmoat is right up the street.
He said I know but you can tell those sniffling bratty kids in Rcansaw that Walmoat ain't gots three cents worth of the GOOD kind of chocolate and Easter Bunny only provides the best.
I asked if he needed a lot and he said only enough for the people on the list whose names weren't scratched out - Richard, Dian, Bear and Spike. He had given out chocolate - the good kind - to everyone else.
I looked and realized that because everyone left on the list was very good - extremely good in the case of Bear - he could take as much as he needed.
He scurried from the counter to the chocolate vault I keep in my Trick or Treat pumpkin, filled his sack, and said Thank You Bear.
I said no problem EB.
Off he went.
I sat down and then noticed that he left a note thanking me for leaving him some of the chocolate cake. I decided that since there was still some left I needed a slice or two myself - one to calm my nerves and second to make sure it didn't go bad.
The me Bear went back to bed and slept until now.
Spike is up again looking for more. Silly Spike. I hid it all again (now I kind of wish that I didn't cuz I can't remember where). I think Zia though knows because she wrote it down. I will have to go over and talk to her about it but time for a nap first.
Remember you need warm chocolate milk and several pounds of cookies later on and don't forget your prayers.
This is Bear
................................... and Spike and Zia
signing off
...........................and Spike and Zia
HA-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW everybody ... Happy Eat-er
(pssssssssssssssssssssssst Spike that's EASTER not EAT - ER)
Oh? sorry but I have been eatin so much chocolate I may have made a slight error in speech but that's okay cus with 46 cups of double chocolate expressos i have had so far today I am just fine. Just fine I tell ya, just fine ..........
Er this is Bear and my little furry friend is a tad warped out. He has already eaten about 3 pounds of pure Hershey chocolate, assorted colors of peeps and had sugar sprinkles in his mashed potatoes.
me and Spike have a new friend too - Zia. Dian is taking care of her but she is really cool. She has a dress and a three era to wear and everything. She is well behaved or rather behaving well so far and we now have a co-ed cave. Spike is a little worried she is going to want to redecorate but that is okay because we are getting a little sick of the Care Bear theme now that I have found out that there are not yellow bears or pink bears or green bears in the real world. I was thinking things would end up like this someday but that is fine.
Me Bear has behaved so far today. I have not eaten even half of my basket yet. In part that is because I was up really really late last night and while I was searching to see where I hid the really good candy (I had forgotten where by 7 last night) I heard this noise coming from the kitchen.
I thought it might be a burglar but I couldn't psssssssssst Spike awake for love nor money. So I decided to take the role of leader and confront whoever it was making all the noise.
I flipped on the kitchen light.
Sitting right there on the counter was none other than E Bunny himself - live and in person.
He was knocking off I think his 5th or 6th slice of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and must have jumped 7 inches off the counter when that light went on. He jumped so fast that his tail was still in the air when his belly hit the ground - sort of like me Bear seeing the alien easter bunnies the other day exceptin his tail didn't flip flop up and down for 30 minutes before stopping.
He screamed ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I screamed EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (I didn't realize the chcoclate cake half eaten that fell out of mouth was going to look like THAT).
We didn't do what the M&M did when he first saw Santa and Santa saw the first M&M and they both said "they do exist" but we were a might taken back.
As soon as we both started breathing again I asked - East (we're on a first name basis ya know) whatcha doin?
East said "eatin whatcha think I was doin?"
I said "I don't know"
East said "now you know Bear - right?"
I said "Bear? Where? Oh me."
East said "yes you".
We kept going back and forth like that for several minutes so we won't bore you with the details. But when we finished I said what are you doing here.
East said he had run out of chocolate and had stopped in to borrow some of mine.
I said but Walmoat is right up the street.
He said I know but you can tell those sniffling bratty kids in Rcansaw that Walmoat ain't gots three cents worth of the GOOD kind of chocolate and Easter Bunny only provides the best.
I asked if he needed a lot and he said only enough for the people on the list whose names weren't scratched out - Richard, Dian, Bear and Spike. He had given out chocolate - the good kind - to everyone else.
I looked and realized that because everyone left on the list was very good - extremely good in the case of Bear - he could take as much as he needed.
He scurried from the counter to the chocolate vault I keep in my Trick or Treat pumpkin, filled his sack, and said Thank You Bear.
I said no problem EB.
Off he went.
I sat down and then noticed that he left a note thanking me for leaving him some of the chocolate cake. I decided that since there was still some left I needed a slice or two myself - one to calm my nerves and second to make sure it didn't go bad.
The me Bear went back to bed and slept until now.
Spike is up again looking for more. Silly Spike. I hid it all again (now I kind of wish that I didn't cuz I can't remember where). I think Zia though knows because she wrote it down. I will have to go over and talk to her about it but time for a nap first.
Remember you need warm chocolate milk and several pounds of cookies later on and don't forget your prayers.
This is Bear
................................... and Spike and Zia
signing off
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Saturday April 03 2010
This is Bear
.............................and Spike
GREAT NEWS!
Mom got a new companion Zia who will be here tomorrow.
That is not all ..........
Me and Bear wented to Walmoat in search of chocolate and found some - not a lot - but some so we are going to go out and hide it where no one can find it not even those alien Easter Bunnies from the Planet Egg... heeheeheehee
we gots some really nifty hidin places too like in the living room under the couch and chairs, in our cave, in the paper towelling tube, and Bear's pockets. Bear's gots lots of pockets and they all accomodate chocolate good.
Of course we could always use a couple of new hiding places but don't suggest Bear stomach because he never gives it back if it goes in there.
it was a nice day today. Me and Bear got to go play in the park ... and we got to nap a lot with Katie starting this morning.
NEHOW we are now off to hide Easter candy so this one is really short.
We will tell you all about it tomorrow maybe
Don't forget the warm chocolate milk, the 26 pounds of fresh cookies and your prayers ...
This is Bear
......................... and Spike
signing off and going chocolate hiding.
.............................and Spike
GREAT NEWS!
Mom got a new companion Zia who will be here tomorrow.
That is not all ..........
Me and Bear wented to Walmoat in search of chocolate and found some - not a lot - but some so we are going to go out and hide it where no one can find it not even those alien Easter Bunnies from the Planet Egg... heeheeheehee
we gots some really nifty hidin places too like in the living room under the couch and chairs, in our cave, in the paper towelling tube, and Bear's pockets. Bear's gots lots of pockets and they all accomodate chocolate good.
Of course we could always use a couple of new hiding places but don't suggest Bear stomach because he never gives it back if it goes in there.
it was a nice day today. Me and Bear got to go play in the park ... and we got to nap a lot with Katie starting this morning.
NEHOW we are now off to hide Easter candy so this one is really short.
We will tell you all about it tomorrow maybe
Don't forget the warm chocolate milk, the 26 pounds of fresh cookies and your prayers ...
This is Bear
......................... and Spike
signing off and going chocolate hiding.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Friday April 2 2010
This is Bear
.................................... and Spike
Comeon Bear hurry up...............
we don't have all day ya know
Bear comeone
Spike is a little anxious today because it seems that Eggbert the Alien Bunny and all his friends are really kind of nice and we are going to be going and hiding Easter candy.
Spike said that I could help because I am good at hiding things and candy hiding is right up there on my A list of things I do really good . . . see Bears don't have a lot of hidden talents so we got to use what we do best. Plus if I am really good I can hide it so no little kids will find it and me and Spike can go get it later on when they have to go in.
So this one is going to be kind of short because Spike is now pushing me out of our cave really hard.
So remember the warm chocolate milk, the 7 pounds of cookies and your prayers - cuz you are going to need them to find where I Bear am going to hide YOUR candy : o )
This is Bear
.......................... and Spike
signing off for Friday ... catch you tomorrow.
.................................... and Spike
Comeon Bear hurry up...............
we don't have all day ya know
Bear comeone
Spike is a little anxious today because it seems that Eggbert the Alien Bunny and all his friends are really kind of nice and we are going to be going and hiding Easter candy.
Spike said that I could help because I am good at hiding things and candy hiding is right up there on my A list of things I do really good . . . see Bears don't have a lot of hidden talents so we got to use what we do best. Plus if I am really good I can hide it so no little kids will find it and me and Spike can go get it later on when they have to go in.
So this one is going to be kind of short because Spike is now pushing me out of our cave really hard.
So remember the warm chocolate milk, the 7 pounds of cookies and your prayers - cuz you are going to need them to find where I Bear am going to hide YOUR candy : o )
This is Bear
.......................... and Spike
signing off for Friday ... catch you tomorrow.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Thursday April 1 2010
This is Bear
...............................and Spike
and about 40 billion zillion alien easter bunnies
Eggbert was the leader and said he was the planet Egg ... me and Spike didn't believe him at first but then he started looking around and spied our Hershay Bar wrappers and said he was here to take all of our chocolate stash and make it available throughout the whole universe.
Well me Bear didn't take to highly to that piece of news and was going to discuss it with him as Bears discuss things like that - namely, chomping down on him with my big teeth but Spike instead immediately attacked his toes.
You should have heard him - Eggbert - holler.
Spike's teeth were gnashing away and Eggbert was howlin.
I said you know he will stop if you say APRIL FOOLS. Eggbert didn't get it right away but when Spike started spying his kneww cap Eggbert thought twice and said APRIL FOOLS.
Spike stopped but didn't look none too happy.
You don't fool bout my candy dude.
Eggbert tried to understand but Spike continued and said nobody talks about takin me and Bear's candy especially the chocolate kind.
Eggbert looked down at Spike and said but we want to share it with everyone.
Spike glanced back up at him and said well you could have asked us and nicely you know.
Eggbert looked sad.
We are sorry but we have been traveling throughout the universe and heard about this Bear who had tons of chocolate candy. We hadn't heard about you. Had we heard about you we would have been afraid to even have done that.
Well Bear and me don't take kindly to no one asking first. We DO share our candy ask Richard.
Eggbert almost was crying as he has we are sorry we wish we would have asked you for some but now you won't like us and we won't be able to share anything will we.
Spike looked back. I didn't say that you silly alien bunny but it would have been more polite to have asked nicely first.
Come on into our cave and leave your THUMP THUMP THUMPs out there. And don't forget to wipe your feet.
If you ask nicely Bear and I will share some of our candy.
It is almost Easter and here on earth Easter Bunnies bring more chocolate sometimes if you are good.
Eggbert whinced. We weren't good were we?
No not really but this time I can forgive you if Bear can.
I didn't know what to say because I was still trying to figure out where Spike got all that power from.
Hey Bear what do you think should we share some of our candy?
Are they going to take all of our candy?
No just some of it ... you know we can spare a couple of pounds of it and maybe a couple bottles of root beer too now that it looks like spring is here since it is in the 60s.
Bear shook his head a couple of times.
I suppose that means hibernation time is over right?
Spike looked up and said I guess so. So what do you think Bear?
Bear stretched and yawned and stretched some more.
I guess I could use a cup of coffee.
Eggbert looked up and for the first time smiled a big toothless alien smile.
We have a ton of hot coffee on board our flying saucer in cups (get it cups and saucer).
So that said Bear went and got his coffee mug - the three gallon one.
Spike went to brush his teeth.
And everyone got along for the rest of the day.
Don't forget the warm chocolate milk, four pounds of cookies and saying your prayers.
This is Bear
................................. and Spike
til tomorrow
...............................and Spike
and about 40 billion zillion alien easter bunnies
Eggbert was the leader and said he was the planet Egg ... me and Spike didn't believe him at first but then he started looking around and spied our Hershay Bar wrappers and said he was here to take all of our chocolate stash and make it available throughout the whole universe.
Well me Bear didn't take to highly to that piece of news and was going to discuss it with him as Bears discuss things like that - namely, chomping down on him with my big teeth but Spike instead immediately attacked his toes.
You should have heard him - Eggbert - holler.
Spike's teeth were gnashing away and Eggbert was howlin.
I said you know he will stop if you say APRIL FOOLS. Eggbert didn't get it right away but when Spike started spying his kneww cap Eggbert thought twice and said APRIL FOOLS.
Spike stopped but didn't look none too happy.
You don't fool bout my candy dude.
Eggbert tried to understand but Spike continued and said nobody talks about takin me and Bear's candy especially the chocolate kind.
Eggbert looked down at Spike and said but we want to share it with everyone.
Spike glanced back up at him and said well you could have asked us and nicely you know.
Eggbert looked sad.
We are sorry but we have been traveling throughout the universe and heard about this Bear who had tons of chocolate candy. We hadn't heard about you. Had we heard about you we would have been afraid to even have done that.
Well Bear and me don't take kindly to no one asking first. We DO share our candy ask Richard.
Eggbert almost was crying as he has we are sorry we wish we would have asked you for some but now you won't like us and we won't be able to share anything will we.
Spike looked back. I didn't say that you silly alien bunny but it would have been more polite to have asked nicely first.
Come on into our cave and leave your THUMP THUMP THUMPs out there. And don't forget to wipe your feet.
If you ask nicely Bear and I will share some of our candy.
It is almost Easter and here on earth Easter Bunnies bring more chocolate sometimes if you are good.
Eggbert whinced. We weren't good were we?
No not really but this time I can forgive you if Bear can.
I didn't know what to say because I was still trying to figure out where Spike got all that power from.
Hey Bear what do you think should we share some of our candy?
Are they going to take all of our candy?
No just some of it ... you know we can spare a couple of pounds of it and maybe a couple bottles of root beer too now that it looks like spring is here since it is in the 60s.
Bear shook his head a couple of times.
I suppose that means hibernation time is over right?
Spike looked up and said I guess so. So what do you think Bear?
Bear stretched and yawned and stretched some more.
I guess I could use a cup of coffee.
Eggbert looked up and for the first time smiled a big toothless alien smile.
We have a ton of hot coffee on board our flying saucer in cups (get it cups and saucer).
So that said Bear went and got his coffee mug - the three gallon one.
Spike went to brush his teeth.
And everyone got along for the rest of the day.
Don't forget the warm chocolate milk, four pounds of cookies and saying your prayers.
This is Bear
................................. and Spike
til tomorrow
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Tuesday March 30 2010
This is Bear
........................................... and Spike
and we have more to tell you.
Remember yesterday Bear said he was hearing this THUMP THUMP THUMP and when he got up to see what it was he saw two beady eyes staring back at him well...........
Bear's chin dropped hit the floor bounced up and hit the ceiling and started doing what normally only a tennis ball would do for about 10 minutes FLOP FLOP FLOP geez it was sort of disturbing me Spike a lot.
Then we had to leave because we were tired and scared and someone had spilled Hershey Syrup all over the floor and we had to go lick it up - that is a whole new experience if you have never done it before.
But as we were doing that and trying to get ready to go back to sleep again THUMP THUMP THUMP was heard.
We realized that it really was coming from outside of our cave. Bear could not think of anything that might be causing it. Me Spike didn't have any idea either.
This is Bear ... Spike was too afraid to think of anything causing it so he actually pulled his covers, my covers, his pillows (he has 31 pillows) and my pillows (I only have 26) over his ears and started humming loudly to make THUMP THUMP THUMP go away. I could not let my little friend be scared so I decided that once my chins stopped flapping up and down, I would get on my coat and boots and hat and gloves to go vestigate.
It took almost 23 minutes for everything to settle down but once it did I had to take off my gloves and my hat and my boots and my coat cuz I really had to go tinkle (hey that root beer does a number on a Bear ya know).
That business finished I got my coat and my boots and my hat and my gloves back on and slowly crept to the door. I avoided the mirror because there were some really scary eyes staring back at me in there.
I was going to knock but Spike woke up and said Bear you don't knock to go out you knock to get in and since this is our cave anyhow you really don't need to do either. Just go THUMP THUMP THUMP there is was again out and find out what in the world is making that sound.
Bears hate taking directions especially when they are lost because bears are never really lost they are just not where they are suppose to really be but since Spike is an honorary Bear I took his advise and put my paw on the door knob and started to turn it.
THUMP THUMP THUMP
Nuts they locked us in our own cave. Now what will me and Spike do?
Spike Help ... I yelled.
Spike mumbled something and peeked over the top of his rather large blanket pile.
What is it Bear?
They have locked us in our own cave Spike we are doomed.
Spike yawned rather wonderfully for being an honorary Bear and being so small.
Bear, I think you need to PUSH the door to open it up, not PULL it towards you.
If Bears could blush I would have been a prize blusher.
Oh yeah thanks I told Spike.
I PUSHED the door open. .
WOW ........... it was really daylight and only March 30th. The temperatures were in the 70s there was a nice breeze. Some dandelions were in bloom. Robins were in the yard ... WOW.
I started to hum a diddy but Spike threw one of his smelly socks at me and said that I needed to check out what was making that noise ... THUMP THUMP THUMP there it was again.
I sneezed because the sun was bright four times.
Alrighty lets see. Nothing loose on the outside of the door. Nothing loose on the cave. Swing set and trees are all ok. Me Bear sat down next to the door.
THUMP THUMP THUMP
dang it was even louder here than inside the cave. Maybe it was Spike snoring cuz he does snore LOUD ! (Not any louder than you do Bear).
This is really getting to me cuz I can't find the noise.
Me Bear looked all the way over to my right - Nothing.
Me Bear looked all the way over to my left - Nothing.
Me Bear looked even behind me - Nothing.
Me Bear looked on the bottom of me - Nothing.
I whewed a big WHEW... oh oh
Standing right in front of me was something I had hoped never to see...
Lightning flashed
Thunder clapped
Didn't phase them ...
I checked to make sure that me and Spike hadn't moved to a magical part of the woods. Nope everything still looked like our part of the woods except for THEM.
Me Bear won't leave you trying to figure this out but will have to continue the story more tomorrow. . .
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME STOOD 47 ALIEN EASTER BUNNIES FROM THE PLANET EGG and they were NOT happy.
So remember your warm chocolate milk and seven pounds of cookies tonight and say your prayers... me and Spike will tell you what happened probably tomorrow.
This is Bear
................................................ and Spike.
........................................... and Spike
and we have more to tell you.
Remember yesterday Bear said he was hearing this THUMP THUMP THUMP and when he got up to see what it was he saw two beady eyes staring back at him well...........
Bear's chin dropped hit the floor bounced up and hit the ceiling and started doing what normally only a tennis ball would do for about 10 minutes FLOP FLOP FLOP geez it was sort of disturbing me Spike a lot.
Then we had to leave because we were tired and scared and someone had spilled Hershey Syrup all over the floor and we had to go lick it up - that is a whole new experience if you have never done it before.
But as we were doing that and trying to get ready to go back to sleep again THUMP THUMP THUMP was heard.
We realized that it really was coming from outside of our cave. Bear could not think of anything that might be causing it. Me Spike didn't have any idea either.
This is Bear ... Spike was too afraid to think of anything causing it so he actually pulled his covers, my covers, his pillows (he has 31 pillows) and my pillows (I only have 26) over his ears and started humming loudly to make THUMP THUMP THUMP go away. I could not let my little friend be scared so I decided that once my chins stopped flapping up and down, I would get on my coat and boots and hat and gloves to go vestigate.
It took almost 23 minutes for everything to settle down but once it did I had to take off my gloves and my hat and my boots and my coat cuz I really had to go tinkle (hey that root beer does a number on a Bear ya know).
That business finished I got my coat and my boots and my hat and my gloves back on and slowly crept to the door. I avoided the mirror because there were some really scary eyes staring back at me in there.
I was going to knock but Spike woke up and said Bear you don't knock to go out you knock to get in and since this is our cave anyhow you really don't need to do either. Just go THUMP THUMP THUMP there is was again out and find out what in the world is making that sound.
Bears hate taking directions especially when they are lost because bears are never really lost they are just not where they are suppose to really be but since Spike is an honorary Bear I took his advise and put my paw on the door knob and started to turn it.
THUMP THUMP THUMP
Nuts they locked us in our own cave. Now what will me and Spike do?
Spike Help ... I yelled.
Spike mumbled something and peeked over the top of his rather large blanket pile.
What is it Bear?
They have locked us in our own cave Spike we are doomed.
Spike yawned rather wonderfully for being an honorary Bear and being so small.
Bear, I think you need to PUSH the door to open it up, not PULL it towards you.
If Bears could blush I would have been a prize blusher.
Oh yeah thanks I told Spike.
I PUSHED the door open. .
WOW ........... it was really daylight and only March 30th. The temperatures were in the 70s there was a nice breeze. Some dandelions were in bloom. Robins were in the yard ... WOW.
I started to hum a diddy but Spike threw one of his smelly socks at me and said that I needed to check out what was making that noise ... THUMP THUMP THUMP there it was again.
I sneezed because the sun was bright four times.
Alrighty lets see. Nothing loose on the outside of the door. Nothing loose on the cave. Swing set and trees are all ok. Me Bear sat down next to the door.
THUMP THUMP THUMP
dang it was even louder here than inside the cave. Maybe it was Spike snoring cuz he does snore LOUD ! (Not any louder than you do Bear).
This is really getting to me cuz I can't find the noise.
Me Bear looked all the way over to my right - Nothing.
Me Bear looked all the way over to my left - Nothing.
Me Bear looked even behind me - Nothing.
Me Bear looked on the bottom of me - Nothing.
I whewed a big WHEW... oh oh
Standing right in front of me was something I had hoped never to see...
Lightning flashed
Thunder clapped
Didn't phase them ...
I checked to make sure that me and Spike hadn't moved to a magical part of the woods. Nope everything still looked like our part of the woods except for THEM.
Me Bear won't leave you trying to figure this out but will have to continue the story more tomorrow. . .
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME STOOD 47 ALIEN EASTER BUNNIES FROM THE PLANET EGG and they were NOT happy.
So remember your warm chocolate milk and seven pounds of cookies tonight and say your prayers... me and Spike will tell you what happened probably tomorrow.
This is Bear
................................................ and Spike.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Monday March 29 2010
Hey everybody is the forest version of bonnie and clyde ... hansel and gretal ... cheech and chong....abbot and costella...ham and cheese...peanut butter and jelly (Bear this is Spike. That last one fits you to a T - BUTT).
This is Bear and Spike on a very nice Monday evening.
It got to be pretty warm outside today which is a good thing cuz me and Spike is just about out of root beer which means it must be just about spring.
We also heard this THUMP THUMP THUMP outside of our cave this morning. Spike got scared cuz he is younger and not as brave as me Bear. He hid under his pillow. I just yawned, scratched and turned over but doggoneit it THUMP THUMP THUMPed again. I opened one eye - the one facing out - and didn't see anything but this very huge pile of candy bar wrappers, some empty two liter root beer bottles, a couple of empty potato chip bags and a big ugly wad of chewed bubble gum we use to hold up pictures of me and Spike. Must be the wind, I said. THUMP THUMP THUMP. hmmmmmmit really was a very loud wind for this time of year. THUMP THUMP THUMP geez is this going to keep up all week?
I pushed Spike's butt and asked him if he forgot to close the door to the cave.
Spike said nope he not only closed it but locked the keys outside so we would be able to get back in.
Something seemed to be wrong with that but I let it go.
THUMP THUMP THUMP.
Okay you really don't want to wake me up from a short winter nap (November through the start of spring). It makes me growly to say the least.
THUMP THUMP THUMP ...
that's it.
I Bear fearlessly through off my blankets - all 31 one of them - pushed my stuffed human in front of me and looked out the window. I got verrrrry scared cuz as I was looking out two very large beady eyes were looking in .... my mouth dropped hit the floor and bounced up past my ears. Aliens! Spike heard my chin bounce and mumbled something about "hey Bear why are you looking in the mirror?"
Boy did this Bear feel dumb.
THUMP THUMP THUMP.
Guess we will just hold you in suspense until tomorrow cuz someone just said the Hershey Syrup just spilled on the floor.
Don't forget warm chocolate milk, a couple of pounds of cookies and say your prayers.
This is Bear..................... and Spike.
Stay tuned.
This is Bear and Spike on a very nice Monday evening.
It got to be pretty warm outside today which is a good thing cuz me and Spike is just about out of root beer which means it must be just about spring.
We also heard this THUMP THUMP THUMP outside of our cave this morning. Spike got scared cuz he is younger and not as brave as me Bear. He hid under his pillow. I just yawned, scratched and turned over but doggoneit it THUMP THUMP THUMPed again. I opened one eye - the one facing out - and didn't see anything but this very huge pile of candy bar wrappers, some empty two liter root beer bottles, a couple of empty potato chip bags and a big ugly wad of chewed bubble gum we use to hold up pictures of me and Spike. Must be the wind, I said. THUMP THUMP THUMP. hmmmmmmit really was a very loud wind for this time of year. THUMP THUMP THUMP geez is this going to keep up all week?
I pushed Spike's butt and asked him if he forgot to close the door to the cave.
Spike said nope he not only closed it but locked the keys outside so we would be able to get back in.
Something seemed to be wrong with that but I let it go.
THUMP THUMP THUMP.
Okay you really don't want to wake me up from a short winter nap (November through the start of spring). It makes me growly to say the least.
THUMP THUMP THUMP ...
that's it.
I Bear fearlessly through off my blankets - all 31 one of them - pushed my stuffed human in front of me and looked out the window. I got verrrrry scared cuz as I was looking out two very large beady eyes were looking in .... my mouth dropped hit the floor and bounced up past my ears. Aliens! Spike heard my chin bounce and mumbled something about "hey Bear why are you looking in the mirror?"
Boy did this Bear feel dumb.
THUMP THUMP THUMP.
Guess we will just hold you in suspense until tomorrow cuz someone just said the Hershey Syrup just spilled on the floor.
Don't forget warm chocolate milk, a couple of pounds of cookies and say your prayers.
This is Bear..................... and Spike.
Stay tuned.
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