Thursday April 1 2010

This is Bear
...............................and Spike
and about 40 billion zillion alien easter bunnies

Eggbert was the leader and said he was the planet Egg ... me and Spike didn't believe him at first but then he started looking around and spied our Hershay Bar wrappers and said he was here to take all of our chocolate stash and make it available throughout the whole universe.

Well me Bear didn't take to highly to that piece of news and was going to discuss it with him as Bears discuss things like that - namely, chomping down on him with my big teeth but Spike instead immediately attacked his toes.

You should have heard him - Eggbert - holler.

Spike's teeth were gnashing away and Eggbert was howlin.

I said you know he will stop if you say APRIL FOOLS. Eggbert didn't get it right away but when Spike started spying his kneww cap Eggbert thought twice and said APRIL FOOLS.

Spike stopped but didn't look none too happy.

You don't fool bout my candy dude.

Eggbert tried to understand but Spike continued and said nobody talks about takin me and Bear's candy especially the chocolate kind.

Eggbert looked down at Spike and said but we want to share it with everyone.

Spike glanced back up at him and said well you could have asked us and nicely you know.

Eggbert looked sad.

We are sorry but we have been traveling throughout the universe and heard about this Bear who had tons of chocolate candy. We hadn't heard about you. Had we heard about you we would have been afraid to even have done that.

Well Bear and me don't take kindly to no one asking first. We DO share our candy ask Richard.

Eggbert almost was crying as he has we are sorry we wish we would have asked you for some but now you won't like us and we won't be able to share anything will we.

Spike looked back. I didn't say that you silly alien bunny but it would have been more polite to have asked nicely first.

Come on into our cave and leave your THUMP THUMP THUMPs out there. And don't forget to wipe your feet.

If you ask nicely Bear and I will share some of our candy.

It is almost Easter and here on earth Easter Bunnies bring more chocolate sometimes if you are good.

Eggbert whinced. We weren't good were we?

No not really but this time I can forgive you if Bear can.

I didn't know what to say because I was still trying to figure out where Spike got all that power from.

Hey Bear what do you think should we share some of our candy?

Are they going to take all of our candy?

No just some of it ... you know we can spare a couple of pounds of it and maybe a couple bottles of root beer too now that it looks like spring is here since it is in the 60s.

Bear shook his head a couple of times.

I suppose that means hibernation time is over right?

Spike looked up and said I guess so. So what do you think Bear?

Bear stretched and yawned and stretched some more.

I guess I could use a cup of coffee.

Eggbert looked up and for the first time smiled a big toothless alien smile.

We have a ton of hot coffee on board our flying saucer in cups (get it cups and saucer).

So that said Bear went and got his coffee mug - the three gallon one.

Spike went to brush his teeth.

And everyone got along for the rest of the day.

Don't forget the warm chocolate milk, four pounds of cookies and saying your prayers.

This is Bear
................................. and Spike
til tomorrow