This is Bear
...........................and Spike and Zia
HA-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW everybody ... Happy Eat-er
(pssssssssssssssssssssssst Spike that's EASTER not EAT - ER)
Oh? sorry but I have been eatin so much chocolate I may have made a slight error in speech but that's okay cus with 46 cups of double chocolate expressos i have had so far today I am just fine. Just fine I tell ya, just fine ..........
Er this is Bear and my little furry friend is a tad warped out. He has already eaten about 3 pounds of pure Hershey chocolate, assorted colors of peeps and had sugar sprinkles in his mashed potatoes.
me and Spike have a new friend too - Zia. Dian is taking care of her but she is really cool. She has a dress and a three era to wear and everything. She is well behaved or rather behaving well so far and we now have a co-ed cave. Spike is a little worried she is going to want to redecorate but that is okay because we are getting a little sick of the Care Bear theme now that I have found out that there are not yellow bears or pink bears or green bears in the real world. I was thinking things would end up like this someday but that is fine.
Me Bear has behaved so far today. I have not eaten even half of my basket yet. In part that is because I was up really really late last night and while I was searching to see where I hid the really good candy (I had forgotten where by 7 last night) I heard this noise coming from the kitchen.
I thought it might be a burglar but I couldn't psssssssssst Spike awake for love nor money. So I decided to take the role of leader and confront whoever it was making all the noise.
I flipped on the kitchen light.
Sitting right there on the counter was none other than E Bunny himself - live and in person.
He was knocking off I think his 5th or 6th slice of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and must have jumped 7 inches off the counter when that light went on. He jumped so fast that his tail was still in the air when his belly hit the ground - sort of like me Bear seeing the alien easter bunnies the other day exceptin his tail didn't flip flop up and down for 30 minutes before stopping.
He screamed ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I screamed EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (I didn't realize the chcoclate cake half eaten that fell out of mouth was going to look like THAT).
We didn't do what the M&M did when he first saw Santa and Santa saw the first M&M and they both said "they do exist" but we were a might taken back.
As soon as we both started breathing again I asked - East (we're on a first name basis ya know) whatcha doin?
East said "eatin whatcha think I was doin?"
I said "I don't know"
East said "now you know Bear - right?"
I said "Bear? Where? Oh me."
East said "yes you".
We kept going back and forth like that for several minutes so we won't bore you with the details. But when we finished I said what are you doing here.
East said he had run out of chocolate and had stopped in to borrow some of mine.
I said but Walmoat is right up the street.
He said I know but you can tell those sniffling bratty kids in Rcansaw that Walmoat ain't gots three cents worth of the GOOD kind of chocolate and Easter Bunny only provides the best.
I asked if he needed a lot and he said only enough for the people on the list whose names weren't scratched out - Richard, Dian, Bear and Spike. He had given out chocolate - the good kind - to everyone else.
I looked and realized that because everyone left on the list was very good - extremely good in the case of Bear - he could take as much as he needed.
He scurried from the counter to the chocolate vault I keep in my Trick or Treat pumpkin, filled his sack, and said Thank You Bear.
I said no problem EB.
Off he went.
I sat down and then noticed that he left a note thanking me for leaving him some of the chocolate cake. I decided that since there was still some left I needed a slice or two myself - one to calm my nerves and second to make sure it didn't go bad.
The me Bear went back to bed and slept until now.
Spike is up again looking for more. Silly Spike. I hid it all again (now I kind of wish that I didn't cuz I can't remember where). I think Zia though knows because she wrote it down. I will have to go over and talk to her about it but time for a nap first.
Remember you need warm chocolate milk and several pounds of cookies later on and don't forget your prayers.
This is Bear
................................... and Spike and Zia
signing off
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