Well here it is Monday already and I finally got the paws to work right. Spike and me were just thinking how great it would be if chocolate grew on trees. Shoot we would probably redecorate the cave with tons of chocolate trees.
It was nice out today. Most of the snow melted and Spike said we should guzzle as much of our root beer down as possible so spring would come quicker - he didn't tell me Bear that his real reason was to make room for all the chocolate our mutual friend E. Bunny was wanting to leave us in a couple of days. I knew that already because I am a pretty smart bear really if I think about it a long time. Of course, I am not as whimsical as Pooh Bear but that is because I am not British. I am just your average bear of moderate proportions.
We are writing this now because everyone else (all the humans) are watching this Dancing With The Stars nonsense on the tel-a-biz-yun...that is a very big word for bears to use in writing. But I am smart and can write a lot of big words for instance I know about Saskatoon Saskatchewan and can even spell it with my eyes open. I also know Mississippi. See smart huh?
We worked hard today staying out of the way of sweepers and dogs. Spike doesn't like dogs very much because they like to bark at him. I told him though that Charlie and Katie are ok once you get to know them and share nap space on weekends.
The humans worked I guess today too. They never ever take us to work with them - we have to hide if we ever want to go help them.
Mom is in the bathroom now relieving a kidney - she didn't want me to say she was in the p @# ing but we know what she is doing in there.
It is getting late again - for some reason it gets late every day about this time.
Spike and I added our pikture to this blog so everyone can say ooooooooo how cute! We know and sell autographed piktures for medium and large size Hershey with Almond Bars.
Guess Spike and I will close for tonight.
It is suppose to be almost 70 tomorrow and I am going to ask dad to put up the swimming pool - no sense wasting good warm weather with no swimming pool. Plus we (Spike and me) save them money doing that - they don't have to let us take showers and use up all the soap.
The last time I showered I found out that a shaving can is not as big as they think plus it isn't as good as silly string. That stuff that comes out disappears when water hits it - of course, it could be that it is afraid of me Bear when I am showering au natural. I don't see the fuss though because my au natural clothes look identical to my dress fur as you can plainly see in the wonderful picture Spike and I have added tonight.
So with that remember to drink a glass of milk, eat a couple of pounds of cookies, brush your teeth and say your prayers.
See you tomorrow or the next day maybe.
Bear and Spike
Pretty cool Bear and Hi Spike!
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