Hello everybody This Is Bear
...................................................and Spike
Summer has returned. We think it will be fall tomorrow again and then winter and then spring and then summer and then fall and then winter and then spring ... kind of monotonous but shoot Spike and me has our root bear and a substantial quantity of chocolate left (if dad hasn't found it yet) so the two of us are set for a while longer.
Almost all of the snow has melted. Spike and I have pondered about where it went all day and we just can't seem to figure the where it went part out yet but we are not giving up. We are thinking that tomorrow the two of us will mount an expedition in search of it. Just in case someone wants to keep having it for presents or stuff like that.
Spike said today that he really wants to write something on our blog too so I - BEAR - have said to him okay. Spike, you can write something on our blog today. Although Spike is a good Englush talker, he ain't too good yet on writin so we really don't know what he will say. I said though that he could so we shall see what happens.
Spike is warming up over on the floor. He is on his 541st situp and has about 73 pushups to do yet before he is ready. Come on Spike hurry up or it will be tomorrow and too late to write englush stuff.
Spike is working faster now and should be here in a second or so. Make that a couple minutes he has just discovered a Hershey bar ..........
It is really nice outside ... really
HI THIS IS SPIKE
I am BEAR'S bestest buddy and never ever get into trouble - much.
Today Bear said I culd write englush stuff ya know like to bee or not to bee that is a question and hail to the queen and hip hip hooray jolly good eh mate? Well okay it ain't the queen's englush but it is close enough for me to understand.
Bear wanted me to set up the swimming pool because SOMEONE forgot to do it. I tried and even blew up two sides of it before quitting. It was too much work. So instead I just told Bear we could use the jack coo zee. Bear said that it was too big but me Spike said you are silly Bear I am talking about the little white one next to the shower you know the one with the really neat seat. (Bear informed me Spike at that point about toilets. EWWWWW gross. We gave up on that idea and decided to munch potato chips and gawk a mole eated dip instead. yum yum.
I Spike tried on a couple of pairs of new underwear today. That was fun but not very functional.
Bear said he was sleepy early this morning - i told him - BEAR suck it up have some coffee and quit complaining. So he did.
While everyone was eating supper tonight me and Bear dined on Dove chocolate cubes with peanut butter centers it was pretty delish-us except the peanut butter kept getting over our whiskers and paws. Bear didn't care though cuz he licks his paws off with his tongue a lot - Bears really can be pretty sloppy you know but don't tell Bear that cuz we still have to live in the same house.
Has you ever eaten pickled chocolate licorce chunks? They are good with a nice big glass of warm chocolate milk. A lot of people don't know that though. Just thought that I Spike would mention that so you could all be envious.
Well Spike has runned out of things to write about. I still have lots to say but have run out of things to write so I am going to go and let Bear finish. HEY BEAR don't eat all those chocolate Easter eggs. BEAR?!?!?!
mpfh mpsdg mgpfh ... oh (burp) sorry This Is Bear and i got somewhat carried away with checking a box of chocolates out to see how many of them say "life is like a box of chocolates". I didn't find any of them that said that though ... the ones with paw marks are soft centers in case you are wondering.
Well we had a pretty full day today so we are going to stop writing now.
So with that remember to drink a glass of milk, eat a couple of pounds of chocolate covered cookies, brush your teeth and say your prayers.
See you tomorrow or the next day maybe.
Bear and Spike
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