Wednesday 24 March 2010

Hi Ho Everybody - Bear and Spike here again.
Guess what we did today?
Give up?
NOTHING !
we didn't even sweep out our cave so it is cluttered with used root beer cups, candy wrappers, earwax scrapers and dingleberry husks. Yes, dingleberry husks. Someone put a basket of dingleberry husks but our front cave door sometime today and we ate every single one of those dingleberries. Spike said we should have saved some for dingleberry pie but since no one was home who knew how to make dingleberry pie we decided why waste good dingleberries - so we decided to just eat them all up.

Speaking as a bear, dingleberries are a lot better the por-ridge even if that nosey blond woman visits. Everytime she comes to visit it is when we are not home and to make matters worse has to try out every stinkin piece of furniture - you'd think by now she would know her fat butt doesn't fit in but one of them; has to stick her spoon in everybody's bowl - again, you'd think by now she would know that the one that was steaming was HOT and the one with the frost on the outside of the bowl was cold and the one in the middle probably would be just right. Spike has said that we need to invest in a nanny cam to see what else she is messing with around the cave. I proposed an alternative but just as effective method to stop her - a large hungry mountain lion. Spike said he has some relatives that know of a couple that are looking for work so we may try that tomorrow. Of course, if it works and anyone knows we did it we might be off for a couple of days trying to explain what happen to the dorky rangers that patrol the caves but Spike thinks he has an answer to that as well. We shall see yes sir ree we shall see.

It was fairly nice out today from all reports but the sun only shineded for a little while. Now the weather guy is saying we could have "several" inches of rain. The thing that scares me Bear and Spike is how much "several" is ... less than an inch more than a foot (maybe even more than a yard - hello America tonight expect 3 yards of rain). It is probably good for the grass that is now reaching BOG stage but we - Bear and Spike - are hoping that if it does rain we will have time to stock the fish we bought last year - we have kept them frozen in the freezer so we will have to have some time to unfreeze them before releasing them in the yard. We bought some shrimp too but SOMEONE ate those poor little headless wonders.

Me and Spike read today that a new old ancestor to humans DNA was discovered in Siberia and that what they think is that it is not a human or a Knee-And-Der-Thal. Me and Spike was excited - maybe this is the intelligent one. If it is all they would have to do now is discover what happened. This could explain a lot. Ya gotta give it credit for hiding for so long.

Me and Spike called one of our frog friends today. We was wondering how things were down at the swamp. I guess things were going pretty good cuz even though a lot of frogs croaked you could hear laughter in the background. We are thinking of taking a short day trip there soon to bring home some mosquitoes.

Me Bear was looking at my pikture and think I need to get some new duds. Since no one will decorate the house for Christmas (it snowed remember) I think it is beary close to not being in season for red no more. I am thinking that this weekend on the shopping trip for food AND CHOCOLATE THIS TIME we might hife out and go along. Me and Spike are thinking bright green Speedos. That of course presents another problem because then EVERYONE here will want Speedos and well you know how SOME humans look in Speedos...that's okay Spike you won't have those nightmares anymore honest.

It has been one of those days though - me and Spike we is lazy so we are going to say tah tah and remember before going to bed - warm chocolate milk, a couple of pounds of cookies, and because today is Wednesday don't forget to add the licorce drops. Say your prayers too.

We will be back tomorrow unless this server is sent to Hong Kong. Then we might NOT be on. Or in case me and Spike travel to Alaska and have a run in wiht that crazy woman up the She likes to shoot animals ...stuuuuuuuuuuuuu pid.

So nighty night y'all

This is from BEAR and SPIKE